Wonder what it was that made you this way
  Maybe as a baby you dropped your rattle
  And it still rattles you to this day
  You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
  They don't work on me
    Slowly crawling up from the down low
  The other cops still call you 'fatso'
  Short fuse and a top to blow
  Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
  Your whole world dropped from under you
  Left you with sorry excuses
  Left you with meaningless things to prove
  Like why you became a cop
  Why did you become a cop?
    Wonder what it was that made you this way
  As a boy your toys were taken away
  And it still toys with you to this day
  You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
  They don't work on me
    Slowly crawling up from the down low
  The other cops still call you 'fatso'
  Short fuse and a top to blow
  Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
  Your whole world dropped from under you
  Left you with sorry excuses
  Left you with meaningless things to prove
  Like why you became a cop
  Why did you become a cop?
  Shut the fuck up.
    After my court date
  I'll forget about you
  I'll tell my cellmate
  I'll forget about you
  After the jail break
  I'll forget about you
  After I'm through singing this song
  I'll forget about you, I'll forget about you!