Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
  waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
  I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
  while you're taking your time with apologies,
  I'm making my plans for revenge
  Red eyes on orange horizons
  If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
  I'd drive straight off the edge
    Taking your own life with boredom,
  I'm taking my own life with wine -
  it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
  it helps me to empty my mind
  Making the most of a bad time
  I'm smoking the brains from my head
  Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
  This kettle is seeing red
    I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
  In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
  I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
  plugged in and ready to fall
    Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
  waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
  I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
  while you're taking your time with apologies,
  I'm planning out my revenge
  Red eyes on orange horizons
  If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
  I'm seeing red
    I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
  In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
  I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
  plugged in and ready to fall
    Plugged in and ready to fall
  Plugged in and ready to fall
    Plugged in and ready to fall