Why you turned out the way you did
  That thunderstorm is still crashing in
  your cranium
  Find that all these funny faces look the same
  I know who's to blame
  But I swore I wouldn't say
  Its time that I got moving on
  As you're still burning the dress you wore to senior prom
  Try to forget how you've been touched
  I loved you so I told you
  But it didn't matter much
  And I'm trying to figure out
  What you're all about these days
  I don't have much to say to you
  And I've been drunker than a skunk
  Ever since the day I left you
  With your darkest secret safely packed away
  Up in my steamer trunk
  Why I turned out the way I did
  Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium
  I'm sorry can you repeat what you just said
  My short term memory is gone
  But my long term's far from dead
  I've been swearing like a sailor
  Ever since the day I left her