Canteen culture colouring the view
   From Hendon to Eltham not following the clue
   Corruption instruction the life blood of the blue
   The whole of the barrel is rotten and not just a few
   Evidence buried with a secret handshake
   Investigation officers on the double x take
   Lost records and notes. Excuses half baked
   Screwed up A4 and this is no mistake
   Officer XX, it's time to liaise
   Let me introduce you to the brand new Krays
   No mention of the gangster - 'Informer' is the phrase
   No communication in the 'in' and out' trays
   MI5. Them building up Combat 18?
   Nazi turnouts and the BNP in between?
   Running drugs for money for the loyalists?
   MacPherson. How come you missed the whole a this?
   Defective constable what you gonna say?
   Suspending our belief and still on full pay
   Chief Condon is safe. What did you expect?
   Who's up next?
   Calling Officer XX!
   Spin-doctors and Editors engaged in a pact
   Information leaked out to cover up the facts
   Daily slackmail onto a nice little earner
   While another thousand cases still on the back burner
   Zero tolerance for Jack the Home Sec
   Running for cover 'cause him know we're after him neck
   Him a huff an him a puff
   Inna de name of de law
   When it come to the guilty him a man of straw
   Thin shameful spectacle we can see clearly
   Conspiracy in practice
   Now not in theory
   Heard all of de report and looked over the whole a de text
   Time to step forward now Officer XX
   Defective constable. What you gonna say
   Suspending our belief and still on full pay
   Chief Condon is safe. What did you expect?
   Who's up next?
   Calling Officer XX