I wish I was your dog 'cause you treat him better
   You'd be proud to share me with
   Your mother, brother or your sister
   Give you hugs when you were sad
   Clean up my shit when I was bad
   I wish I was your dog ¡®cause you treat him better
   If you were me and I was you
   We would still have opposing views
   You would still lie and I would still cry
   If you were me and I was you
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   If we'd never met I'm willing to bet
   We'd both be better off being separate
   Not knowing my name, not placing the blame
   If we never met, I'm willing to bet
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