Your cousin Cindy touched me once
   I did not stop her so we carried on
   During family holidays
   She and I always found a way
   You never knew, you never knew
   You never knew I was so untrue
   Because I lied, because I lied
   Because I lied, I lied and I lied and I lied
   When I said I was with Paul I was with Felicity Jones
   the big-chested red head I swore I did not know
   She cornered me while you were buying me a beer
   She knew who you were but she did not care
   You may have been wise
   The whole time
   You knew the wrong
   Numbers were right
   I hope the whole time
   You were doing the same
   So I will not have to
   Swallow all of the blame
   You said you were leaving
   Because you did not feel needed
   So I lied as I tried to agree
   So you left me alone
   With me and myself
   So I drank and I drugged
   To become someone else