I'm just an ordinary
   Same old nothing new
   I can tell you ordinary
   Same old nothing things
   Say something funny
   Or say something smart
   Say something clever
   I would but you know I can't
   I've got no intellectual inspiration way
   Wish I had some entertaining things
   That I could say
   Say something clever
   Or say something smart
   Say something funny
   I would but you know I can't
   I would but you know I can't
   I'm just an ordinary
   Same old nothing me
   You know my eloquence is not quite
   What it used to be
   Say something funny
   Or say something smart
   Say something clever
   I would but you know I can't
   I would but you know I can't
   I would if I only could but you know I can't