Welcome to my kitchen
   I will just about be dishin'
   Up as much as you can take
   Scoop my heart into a plate
   Step into the light
   And my eyes are open wide
   Let me flash at you a smile
   That I've been practising a while
   As much as you can take
   If I fall off the stage
   Will you feel fully entertained
   Well I really don't mind
   If you're not listenin'
   I could be myself
   I could be somebody else
   There's a million other people
   That I'd rather be
   But its much
   Too much too late
   Oh welcome tonight
   Hope you're feeling alright
   I could be cornering myself
   Out here in a daze
   Don't believe what I say
   I'm full of promises of
   I should be alone
   You know I shoulda stayed at home
   But these butterflies inside
   Wanna take me for a ride
   Its over pretty quickly
   Still it makes me feel quite sickly
   And I hope that you don't mind
   You know I do it all the time
   I often wonder why
   Oh welcome tonight
   Hope you're feeling alright
   I could be cornering myself
   Out here in a daze
   Don't believe what I say
   I'm full of promises
   Ah la la la la
   Hope you're feeling alright
   Oh welcome tonight
   Hope you're feeling alright