She caught the caddy
   Left me the mule to drive
   She caught the caddy
   Left me a mule to drive
   Her hand, her hand was bloody
   On a skimpy line
  
   I saw the dog hanging on the swing set
   I asked the girl
   Where was your doggie at?
   I walked on down to see my grandpa yeah!
  
   Well I've had a lot of horrors
   And I've had a lot of fears
   But the worst of horror
   Is when there's nothing here
   Oh yeah, I've been there
   And there ain't nothing there, yeah
   But now take good care, dear children
   Be careful what you do