Sad Sac + Tarzan
   Walking up at the mall
   Up walked a girlfriend
  
   Said you had the gall to bring my name up again
   Looking for salvation
   We had an ice cream soda
   I said have you ever wondered
   What became of Uncle Bill?
  
   We was peeling potatoes
   Bcak in World War II
   And we was playing that rock 'n' roll
   After school for you know who
   Hidden from the public
   It was behind the scenes
   There was a relic
   They called the purple haze
  
   I was eating a taco
   I looked across the room
   I saw a girl in a red dress
   She said she'd like to do me in
   I left the waiter a tip
   I scrambled for the door
   I said you might have loved me
   But now there's nothing more
   She's always on my trail
   She really likes to kill
   I keep her lovely picture
   On my window sill
  
   I was a cowboy without a show
   I was like the kind of guy
   You'd never really know
   You won't forget me
   No mater how hard you try
   And when it's my time to go
   I'll wave goodbye
  
   Sing yourself a melody, cry a tear of joy