Oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say
   you're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now
  
   It always happens to me, always
   they feel attracted to me, shorty
   always, they say
  
   if you go, I go with you
   if you stay, I'll wait
   if you don't know, I consider this a date
  
   I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away
   I tried to think, another drink, might help me
  
   It always happens to me, always
   they feel attracted to me, shorty
   always, they say
  
   if you go, I go with you
   if you stay, I'll wait
   if you don't know, I consider this a date
  
   Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling
   "it's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that"
  
   It always happens to me, always
   they feel attracted to me, shorty
   always, they say
  
   if you go, I go with you
   if you stay, I'll wait
   if you don't know, I consider this a date