If I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries,
   eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa was a man.
  
   All around the world
   I'd rather be a fly
   and light on my baby's head,
   I'll stay with that
   woman 'til I die.
   A toothpick in my hand,
   I dig a 10-foot ditch
   and ride through the jungle
   fightin' lions with a switch,
   because ya' know I love ya' baby,
   well, you know I love you baby,
   and if I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries,
   eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa must-a been a man.
  
   Well, it's all around the world and I got
   blisters on my feet
   a-tryin' to find my baby,
   a-bring her back to me.
   If you see my baby,
   I know she'll be convinced.
   If it don't send her back to me,
   it just
   don't make no sense,
   because ya' know I love ya' baby,
   well, you know I love you baby.
   If I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries and eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa must-a been a man.
  
   Well,
   all around the world
   I never will forget
   I lost all my money, my woman and my pet,
   but I got to have you baby,
   I got to settle for nothin' less,
   give up all my good time for the sake of happiness,
   because ya' know I love ya' baby,
   you know,
   you know I love you baby.
   If I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries,
   eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa must-a been a man.
  
   I said, if I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries,
   eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa must-a
   Mona Lisa must-a been a man.
  
   Well,
   if I don't love ya' baby,
   if
   I don't love you baby,
   if I don't love you baby,
   grits ain't groceries,
   and eggs ain't poultry,
   and Mona Lisa must-a been a man.
  
   Mona Lisa must-a been a man.