Well, I've heard it, I've heard it all
   I've heard it all before
   I don't need no gypsy
   I don't need no crystal ball
   Since you started messin' round on me darlin'
   Now the phone's ringing off the wall
   And everybody says it's so
   I got a broken heart comin' and they want me to know
   And I've heard it all
   I don't need a crystal ball.
  
   I got a lady across the hallway
   I got another one way across town
   All the people at your birthday party
   You should hear the way they're puttin' me down?
   It seems the whole world's out to spy
   It's like the CIA meets the FBI
  
   And I've heard it all
   I don't need a crystal ball
   Well I've heard it all
   I don't need a crystal ball
   Well I've heard it all
   It ain't no surprise to me
  
   I don't watch no television
   I don't read the daily news
   I'm afraid if I listen to the radio
   I'll hear about the latest things you do
   I don't want no explanation
   Nothin' you could say could be a revelation
   And I've heard it all
   I don't need a crystal ball.