Yeah!
   Line up!
   Step right this way to see the last dollar on earth
   Sign up!
   The bus leaves today to see the last dollar on earth
   Behold the wonder of the modern age
   Displayed resplendent in its gilded cage
   There's not another in the world today,
   And you just can't take it with you
   All night!
   There's a special tonight about the last dollar on earth
   That's right!
   And all the pundits were right about the last dollar on earth
   It's always occupied a special space
   We keep a guard around it just in case
   Many have died to have its fleeting grace,
   But you just can't take it with you
   Get set!
   Only one pint of blood
   to see the last dollar on earth
   No sweat!
   Only one ounce of flesh to touch the last dollar on earth
   When we lose exposure in its permanent enclosure
   Then you can be sure that we'll take it on tour
   So when it comes to call
   Though the crowds may be large,
   you can put it on your MasterCharge