She had such tiny tears
   Just like a Barbie doll
   She likes to shop at Sears
   And visit shopping malls
   Now she's a big mamma
   Tell poppa
   Cry, cry, cry, cry
  
   Old Money
   Your old money doesn't matter now
   Have mercy
   Mercy, mercy, daddy's going fishing now
   He put the bait onto his line
   He's winding out his reel
   Fish are swimming in the pond
   Gonna let 'em sail away
  
   He's got his eye on you
   He knows just what she wants
   The fish is gonna bite
   She is his latest catch
   'Cause he's Big Daddy
   Oh, mammy
   Cry, cry, cry, cry
  
   Big Daddy
   Oh, daddy's scraping bottom now
   Oh, momma
   Daddy, daddy, daddy does the talking now
   Mesmerized like horny toads
   By shiny things like jewels and gold
   Throwing all their pearls to swing
   Let 'em sail away
  
   You lucky dog
   You'll be on Easy Street
   Drinking champagne
   She gets all that she wants
   His heart's desire
   No more worries anymore
   Like a fairy tale
   Anything that she likes
  
   I seen you do the dog
   I seen you getting down
   A swimming back and forth
   When daddy's not around
  
   Big Daddy
   Oh, she's pretty as a picture now
   Oh, momma
   Oh, what a little martyr now
   He knows how to drive 'em wild
   One day you'd think she'd see
   Saying "This is mine and this is her.
   Now take that stuff away"
  
   It's best left unspoken
   One and one is two
   The velvet lies sing softly
   Each with a golden spoon
   And she passed her time in the wind and the rain
   Got a one way ticket on a Southbound train
   Said baby, baby, wants to have a good time
   And Big Daddy laughed
   And Big Daddy smiled
  
   Like dynamite
   One fine day she'll explode
   Who's laughing now?
   No one sees anymore
   Sneak in and out
   Don't get caught running 'round
   Swim back and forth
   Bubbles float to the top