Guard your body with the best barbed wire
   and ward off foe with the fiercest of fire
   But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights
  
   Wear your dresses like they're up for hire
   and leave them with your humour in the tumble dryer
   and watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights
  
   School like life, turns some men into mice
   What you need now is a little piece of mouse advice
  
   Well they say be wary of strangers
   Especially if they offer you sweets
   But there ain't no government health warning
   on half the mad fuckers you meet
   Save yourself personal tradegy
   Go back to the man with the sweets
   Do yourself schooling favour
   head back to the man with the sweets
  
   Those who feared cancer never had much to say
   They bored us at parties onto forty a day
   They forced us into corners and onto forty a day
  
   The dentiist's chair is the only time
   that anybody ever looks at their mouth
   Let the dentist give their teeth something to chatter about
  
   School like life, turns some men into mice
   To avoid the rat-trap. take the mouse's advice