It doesn't take a mathematician
   To add a simple sum
   Either you are simply beautiful
   Or I am simply dumb
  
   Dumb, dumb, dumb
  
   it doesn't take Robert the Bruce
   To see the web you've spun
   Either you are simply beautiful
   Or I am simply dumb
  
   Dumb, dumb, dumb
  
   It doesn't take a labrador
   To show a blind man sun
   Either you are simply beautiful
   Or I am simply dumb
  
   Dumb, dumb, dumb
  
   The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars
   Jupiter, Neptune and Mars
   All these things I clearly see
   It don't take a telescope for you to love me
  
   Dumb, dumb, dumb