Just when you think you've got me settled down
   you'll find out it ain't quite so
   I just can't stop that runnin' around
   with so many places to go
  
   I love the thrill when I risk my neck
   drivin' round in hot-rod cars
   with the dancing girls from the discotheque
   or the ladies from the late night bars
  
   I am a bad, bad lover,
   I keep my feelings under cover
   I am a bad, bad lover,
   and I won't love you forever
   I tell you one day you'll discover
   I'm a bad lover
   My bedroom stinks of cigarettes,
   it'll make you want to sneeze
   and when I get my socks off,
   babe you'll wonder where I left the cheese
   my snoring might disturb you
   when you trying to get some sleep
   you'd be better off in a building site
   or in the back of a clapped out jeep
  
   Don't try to introduce me
   to your family or your friends
   in the end you'll want to lose
   'cause I never make amends
  
   I'm a really charming person,
   for a night or two or three
   but then I really start to worsen,
   just hang on and see
  
   I am a bad, bad lover,
   I keep my feelings under cover
   I am a bad, bad lover
   and I won't love you forever
   I tell you one day you'll discover
   I'm a bad lover
   Come on and try my brothers