There's a great big blob of bean bag beans
   Spilling all over the room
   And this great big blob of bean bag beans
   Will fill the room quite soon
   When the great big blob of bean bag beans
   Has covered up most of the floor
   Then the great big blob of bean bag beans
   Will cover up some more
   I don't want to be a bean bag bean
   Or a runner bean or a butter bean
   I don't want to be a might have bean
   And I don't want to be an old has been
   No there's only one bean
   I'm going to be
   Yes I'm going to stay a human bean
   Oh there's only one bean that I want to be
   Yes I want to stay a human bean
   You great big blob of bean bag beans!
   This is getting out of control
   Silly great big blob of bean bag beans
   Its time that you did as you're told
   No great big blob of bean bag beans
   Can take us for a ride
   So great big blob of bean bag beans
   We'll get away outside
   Yeah we'll get away outside
   Oh we'll get away outside