A is for angry, which is what you are at me
  A is for adult, which is what I'll never be
  A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
  A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
  Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth
  A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk
  A M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk
  A is for argument, A is for apparent
  A is for antagonism that's not even there and
  it's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention
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  And I don't even know why you keep on trying
  Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
  There are millions of people in worlds of their own
  And two of them can't let go
    A is for algebra, I learned it in school
  A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool
  A is for adversary, A is for affection
  A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
  C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour
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    I met a woman I used to know
  Long before you, long ago
  All I could say, after hello
  Was "are you still single?"
  A is for attitude I can't help but wield
  A is for arrogance; emotional shield
  A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
  A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me.
  I owe you an apology I'm sorry
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