Alcohol, my permanent accessory
  Alcohol, a party-time necessity
  Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
  O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
    I love you more than I did the week before
  I discovered alcohol
    Forget the caffe latte,
  screw the raspberry iced tea
  A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
  Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
  my life never will
  When someone else is picking up the bill
    I love you more than I did the week before
  I discovered alcohol
  O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
  For while I cannot love myself
  I'll use something else
    I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
  nothing else to do
  I thought that drinking just to get drunk
  was a waste of precious booze
  But now I know that there's a time
  and there's a place where I can choose
  To walk the fine line between
  self-control and self-abuse
    I love you more than I did the week before
  I discovered alcohol
  Would you please ignore that you
  found me on the floor
  Trying on your camisole?
  O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
  For while I cannot love myself
  I'll use something else
    Would you please forgive me?
  Would you please forgive me?