Well they're out in the yard
   Said it took them all night
   Over the hillon a prayer and a pill
   To the fifth one down on the right
  
   Time to take a vacation
   Where there's only one station
   You can tan up your shoulders
   And see how it goes
   At your own private beach that fills up with a hose
  
   Got a fifty foot trailer
   And we're painting it red
   With a cowboy, a sailor, and a canopy bed
   No mother, no jailer
   Is it all that we said?
   At the Reseda Casino and Bar
  
   Well they're wet and they're shaking
   Haven't had a bite
   In a bit of a jam
   'cause the black Trans Am
   Had the windows broken out last night
  
   Time to take a vacation
   Get a standing ovation
   You can keep your illusions
   And borrow my clothes
   In total seclusion
   'Cause nobody knows
  
   About the fifty foot trailer
   Is it all that we said?
   No mother, no jailor
   And we're keeping you fed
   At the Reseda Casino and Bar
  
   Ride Tony Alva Skateboards
   Pack your best black t-shirt and cords
   Play Ozzy Osbourne records
   Oh and if you'd like to know
   What ever happened to R.J. Dio
  
   He's in the fifty foot trailer
   And we're keeping him fed
   With a cowboy, a sailor, in a canopy bed
   No mother, no jailor, is it all that we said?
   At the Reseda Casino and Bar