I can smell the change that?s on your hands
   Packing up your philips head and honey bear
   Brandy danced for you and all your friends
   Last night you think you might have left your money there
  
   Good morning now your keys are gone
   And the thundercats are on
   The paper?s here, it says it?s over; kiss your mom
  
   You can?t hit a nail straight when you?re laughing
  
   Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde
   Hasn?t been to bed now for a week or two
  
   Organizing closets until dawn
   It?s lovely how she?s always finding things to do
  
   Now Scotty?s knife is in your hand
   And your contact?s in the sand
   You?re hallucinating in the heat
  
   You can?t hit a nail straight when you?re laughing
  
   Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
   Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
   Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
   Now go before somebody drops a house on you
  
   Jordan got so mad
   He threw his hammer at your head
   Sent you home and said he?d pick you up at five
  
   You can?t hit a nail straight when you?re laughing
  
   Keep on playing maybe it?ll happen dear
   I can? believe the doctor said he?d leave those bb?s in your head
   But I think he said he thought you shouldn?t drive
   So call us if you make it there alive