I'm one minute older and I'm doing all right
   I'll gain valuable experience in front of you tonight
   They say my voice is going to change
  
   I'm one minute older and I'm doing all right
   I'll gain valuable experience with you tonight
   They say my voice is going to change
   It cracks like Arctic ice-floes then it croaks like old-folks homes
  
   B-E-A-V-E-R O-L-I-N-D-Y
   I'm the London that is dead, I'm the boy in your bed
   B-E-A-V-E-R O-L-I-N-D-Y
   Sure you've seen me before,
   No doubt you'll see much more
  
   I'm the girl in your head, but the boy in your bed
   I'm the trashman’s valet, the words that you say
   You've seen me before, you'll see much more
   I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
  
   I'm the words that you say, the words that you say
   I'm the trashman’s valet, the words that you say
   You've seen me before, you'll see much more
   Well I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
  
   I'm your wallet-sized friend, your wallet-sized friend
   The London that’s dead, the London that’s dead
   Well you've seen me before, you'll see much more
   I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
  
   B-E-A-V-E-R O-L-I-N-D-Y
   I'm the girl in your head, but the boy in your bed
   B-E-A-V-E-R O-L-I-N-D-Y
   Sure you've seen me before, no doubt you'll see much more