I searched the whole encyclopedia from A to Z
   and had no luck
   It listed beriberi, menopause, and even halitosis,
   But no luck
  
   And then I asked my brother who is kinda thick
   Tell me what I got, I'm feeling really sick
   Brother keep away from me, you got girls
   on the brain
  
   It's really rough when you got, you got girls
   on the brain
   Everytime I go to church I just can't think about the Lord at all
   Everytime I go to work it seems I'm always walking into walls
   It's getting worse and worse and then you pat me on the back
  
   In fifty years you may outgrow it just like that
   But until then I got, I got girls on the brain
   Girls on the brain, girls on the brain
   Boy I'm in pain, they drive me insane
   It's really rough when you got, you got
   girls on the brain
  
   I'll give this hundred dollar bill to anybody who can help at all
   Don't everybody shout at once, I guess there's nothing can be done at all
   It's getting worse and worse but lately I can live with it
   I'm starting to enjoy it just a little bitLike it or not, I got, I got girls on the brain