Isn't it nice
  Sugar and spice
  Luring disco dollies
  To a life of vice
  I could make a film
  And make you my star
  You'd be a natural the way you are
    I would like you on
  A long black leash
  I would parade you
  Down the high street
  You've got the attraction
  You've got the pulling power
  Walk my little doggy
  Walk my little sex dwarf
    We could make a scene
  We'd be a team
  Making the headlines
  Sounds like a dream
  When we hit the floor
  You just watch them move aside
  We will take them
  For a ride of rides
    They all love your
  Miniature ways
  You know what they say
  About small boys
    Sex dwarf
    I'm in my Jaguar
  look it's so huge
  It's big and it's gold
  With my dumb chauffer
  Looking to procure
  Run my little doggy
  Lure a disco dollie
    Run my little sex dwarf
  I feel so lonely
  Get my little camera
  Take a pretty picture
  Sex dwarf
  In a gold Rolls
  Making it with the dumb chauffer
    Isn't it nice
  Sugar and spice
  Luring disco dollies
  To a life of vice
  Sex dwarf
  Isn't it nice
  Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
    Sex dwarf
    We could make an outfit
  For my little sex dwarf
  To match the gold Rolls
  And my dumb chauffer
  We'll knock 'em cold
  Knockin 'em cold
  In black and gold
    We can have playtime
  In my little playroom
  Disco dollies
  My sex dwarf
  And my dumb chauffer
  I would like you on a long black leash
  You can bring me all the things I need
  Sex dwarf isn't it nice
  Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
    Sex dwarf