Intro: Ras Kass
  
   That's some real shit
   Sometimes I be watching, you know what I'm saying,
   the little videos and shit.
   I just be trying to imagine them bitches fuck faces, you know?
   I can't help it dog, I got dreams too (what)
   Yo Doo Wop, what's wrong with a nigga?
   Tell B.I.G. rest in peace
  
   Verse One: Ras Kass
  
   As I sit back relax drinkin Alize and 'Yak (Cognac)
   And lust over R&B bitches with wide gaps
   I fantasize at night if I can up Lauryn Hill
   Just to show her how that thing really feel
   It's really ill what the dilly with T-Boz and Chili?
   I'd rather have this big dick than a Big Willie
   Cause TLC know they love Scrubs
   I fuck Left Eye in the passenger seat of my man VW Bug
   Wanna G Alliyah
   But Mya look flyer
   BIG said she looked scary but I'd still fuck Mariah
   Shanice is a piece plus the pussy is deep
   Kelly Price look aight but she to obese
   To say the least
   Veronica's skins is in the top ten
   Don't need a dildo to break Monifah shit again
   Deborah Cox is hot let me lick that pussy up
   I had a crush on you since MTV The Cut
   What?
   I'm just chinky eyed chocately cute
   The girl is mine me and Monica knockin' da boots
   As Brandy too crew
   She like it wow from the back
   Getting her braids pulled while her ass get smacked
   Remember Fresh Prince, Tatyana Ali
   Now she old enough to pee so now she old enough for me homey
   Late night with a fifth of JD's whisky
   'Cause I gotta be pissy drunk to fuck that bitch Missy
  
   Chorus: Doo Wop (repeat 4X)
  
   Where my bitches at?
   From the front to back I wanna hit that
  
   Verse Two: Ras Kass
  
   Fuck some Taco Bell, "Yo quiero Jennifer Lopez"
   Fat ass dough legs I switch my last name to Ropez
   It's true, I love 702
   Divine got hazel eyes, bang em blind like Mr Magoo
   Erykah Badu is cool but 'Dre is my dog
   Got the Spice Girls taking turns hummin' my balls
   Tell me what's the Total when the niggas attract
   Kima and Keisha in a menage with Pam and Da Brat
   Has to escape Xscape they was trying to rape me
   Raven Symone is statutory wait until she 18
   I'd bang all 3 cuties from Blaque, believe that
   Without make-up Elusion is wack like two fuckin sleestacks
   Chante Moore fly though but she probably know Tae-Bo
   Destiny's Child is wild plus I want to try 4, wait
   Who's them five white bitches wearing pink, hah
   My bad that's them 'niggas' N'Sync
   I'd bang Les Nubians from France to the Motherland
   Stretch Mona Lisa like a rubber band with no rubber man
   Faith is off limits but Mary J can get it
   Them big ass lips known to cold suck a good dit-ick
   One little black ass core but I like my chickens extra crispy
   Slide down Whitney and her mom Sissy
   But Bobby probably kill so chill
   Had Tamia walking wobbly stealing meals from Grant Hill
  
   Chorus