Doctor, doctor you gotta help me yeah
   You gotta make it right for me
   It seems this other man's name has been following me around
   And it just won't let me be
   You see I got this name and he's got this name too know
   Well they're kinda close only a blind crazy fool
   Would think I was him it's like saying green is blue
   But let me tell you brother it started being a bother
   When he made the cover of Time magazine
  
   I was at this party in the wild-hilled hills
   Just the other night
   Her name was Shelly I introduced myself
   She just smiled and said "all right"
   Well we got talkin' and drinkin' wine
   And she said she liked my music thought it was fine
   She said, "Let's make love, your place or mine"
   And in the middle of the passion I was on the borderline
   When she called out a name but it wasn't mine
  
   She called me Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear her
   My name is Rick I'm gonna stick it to ya babe
  
   And there's this kid walking carrying a guitar
   You know I told him that I played
   He asked me my name you know I told him
   I said it plain as clear as day
   Well he seemed really, clearly, sincerely impressed
   And as he pulled a piece paper for me to sign from his vest
   He said, "I thought Born To Run was one of your best"
   Awww wait a minute man, who do you think I am?
   He answered, "Mr. Springsteen, your a famous man."
  
   He called me Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear him calling Bruce, Bruce
   He called me Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear him
   My name is Richard gonna hit it to you babe
  
   You know my mama called me long distance yesterday
   And as she got off the phone I swear I heard her say
  
   Bye bye Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce
   She called me Bruce, Bruce
   I can hear her
   My name is Ricky gonna stick it to you babe