Would you like a little company
   Was the first thing she said to me
   A baby doll in kitten heels
   Gives a look knowing how it feels
  
   Chorus:
   So oh baby just one more time
   This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
   It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
   Loving you is mentally exhausting
  
   Young assassin dance a while
   My cold hard cash for a hot soft smile
   I love the tight little dress you wear
   I hate you in it when I'm not there
  
   Chorus
  
   Mentally exhausting
  
   Never dream I was that kind of guy
   A hang-dog look with those puppy eyes
   I guess I'm hooked can't stay away
   A lap dance junkie needs his cabaret
  
   Chorus
  
   Chorus
  
   Mentally exhausting
   Loving you is mentally exhausting