I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy disco trip
   These are not the best years of my life
   These are not the best friends that I'll ever have
   This girl ain't gonna be my wife
   Thinkin' about it kinda makes me laugh
   I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy disco trip
   This is not the way I'm gonna look
   This is not the way I'm gonna wear my face
   Won't go the way they say I should
   I know a better way to spend my days
   I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy
   I'm just startin' on my heavy disco trip