We're so sorry Uncle Albert
  
   we're so sorry
   if we caused you any pain;
   we're so sorry
   Uncle Albert
  
   but there's no one left at home
   and I believe it's gonna rain.
  
   We're so sorry
   but we haven't
   heard a thing all day;
   we're so sorry
   Uncle Albert
  
   but if anything should happen
   we'll be sure to give a ring.
  
   S P O K E N :
  
   We're so sorry
   Uncle Albert
  
   but we haven't done a bloody thing all day;
   we're so sorry
   Uncle Albert
  
   but the kettle's on the boil
   and we're so eas'ly called away.
  
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.
   Admiral Halsey notified me
  
   he had to have a berth or
   he couldn't go to sea
  
   I had another look and I had a cup of tea
   and a butter pie
   (butter pie).
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.
  
   Live a little
   be a gypsy
  
   get around (get around)
   get your feet up off the ground
  
   live a little
   get around.
   live a little
   be a gypsy
  
   get around (get around)
   get your feet up off the ground
  
   live a little
   get around.
  
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.
   Hands across the water (water)
   heads across the sky.