When you were a kid
   and you wanted a "doll"
   you got it!
   Don't ask how you did,
   but when you were a kid
   and you wanted a "doll"
   you got it!
   You carefully laid out a plan,
   when you were a kid
   'twas a doll . . .
  
   And now it's a man!
  
   I'm gonna get em!
   I'm gonna get em!
   Instead of givin' up
   an' throwin' in the towel
   I'm gonna keep on fightin'
   fair or fowl
   until I get em!
   I'm gonna em!
  
   I'm gonna wear my jewels
   an' my ermine wrap
   an' if I have to drop my shoulder strap
   I'm gonna get em!
   I'm gonna em!
  
   An' when I've got him
   where I think he otta be . . .
   I'm gonna love em, love em
   My mission in life will be to "love em"
   until he loves me!
  
   I'm gonna get em!
   Hmm, I'm gonna get em!
   I'll back him in a corner
   'till he squirms an' twists
   an' if I must put handcuffs
   on his wrists
   I'm gonna get em!
   I'm gonna get em!
  
   He'll know the facts of life
   an' when he understands
   I'll put a "shotgun" in my father's hands
   an' that'll get em!
   I'm gonna em!
  
   An' when I've got him
   where I think he otta be . . .
   I'm gonna hug em, hug em
   I'll hug em and if I have to slug em
   he's gonna love, he's gonna love
   he's gonna love me!