We're only making plans for Nigel
   We only want what's best for him
   We're only making plans for Nigel
   Nigel just needs this helping hand
  
   And if young Nigel says he's happy
   He must be happy
   He must be happy in his work
  
   We're only making plans for Nigel
   He has his future in a British steel
   We're only making plans for Nigel
   Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
  
   And if young Nigel says he's happy
   He must be happy
   He must be happy in his work
  
   Nigel is not outspoken
   But he likes to speak
   And loves to be spoken to
  
   Nigel is happy in his work
   We're only making plans for Nigel