The mist rolls off the beaches:
  the train rolls into the station.
  Weekend happiness seekers --- pent-up saturation.
  Well, we don't mean anyone any harm,
  we weren't on the Glasgow train.
  See you at the Pleasure Beach:
  roller-coasting heroes.
  Big Dipper riding ---
  we'll give the local lads a hiding
  if they keep us from the ladies
  hanging out in the penny arcades.
  Shaking up the Tower Ballroom
  throwing up in the bathroom.
  Landlady's in the backroom ---
  I'm the Big Dipper ---
  it's the weekend rage.
    Rich widowed landlady give me your spare front door key.
  If you're 39 or over, I'll make love to you next Thursday ---
  I may stay over for a week or two
  drop a postcard to my mum.
  I'll see you at the waltzer ---
  we'll go big-dipping daily.