Grandma has got new dentures
  To eat the crust of pizza
  Bee taken out by daughter
  Because she thought she ought'a
  The kids are eating snickers
  Because they're so delicious
  Then there's sticky fingers
  And mother looses her knickers
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  Bank holiday comes six times a year
  Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
  Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer
  ...Then it's back to work A.G.A.I.N.
    Bar-b-que is cooking
  Sausages and chicken
  The patio is Buzzing
  The neighbours they are looking
  John is down the fun pub
  Drinking lots of larger
  Girls and boys are on the game
  All the high streets look the same
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    Back to work A.G.A.I.N.
    [chorus]
    Bank holiday