Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks
  See the young man in his new gown
  Talking up to his bouffant drag
  He says he loves you with flowers
  Something that he's never had
  A sentence should be like a serpent
  Quick with a sting in its tail
  String me a line that has meaning and depth
  There's no small talk with walky talkies
  Small talk stinks.
  
  I said it stinks
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks.
  
  You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat-back-chat
  There's no idle gossip in braille
  Taking combs three times an day
  Twice an hour
  Indentikit cute lips from wall to wall
  Stand in line for the photo call
  See the young man in his new gown
  Talking up to his bouffant drag
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks
  Small talk stinks.