(spoken into)
  Bruce 'What the fuck is that?'
  Nerd 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something?
   I mean it would be so cool
   if you were in a band 'cos you're
   Driving a big bus with band on the front of it'
  Bruce 'Why don't you shut up and get on board will ya?'
  Nerd 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave
   And, and you got a beer,
   I'd like a Heineken if you've got one'
   that's real cool, that's great, yeah!'
  Bruce 'Would you like to see Black Bart?'
  Nerd 'Who's Black Bart?'
  Bruce 'Let me introduce you'
  
  Black Bart's seen it
  Black Bart knows
  Black Bart's done it
  The Black Bart blues
  Suspended in suspension
  Medieval nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere
  We all got to try the Black Bart blues
  
  Black Bart's truckin' ain't what it seems
  Black Bart's lookin'
  Don't know where she's been
  Maybe she's an acrobat
  Spends her evenings dancing on a pole
  We all got to try the Black Bart blues
  
  Black Bart tried most anything
  Black Bart liked it but he couldn't sing
  So he asked me to tell ya
  Try it for yourself and you will see
  We all got to try the Black Bart blues
  
  (spoken)
  Bruce 'What did you do that for?'
  Nerd 'I'm sorry, I just..., I guess I'm not used to...
  Bruce 'Shut up and get on with it will you'
  
  Black Bart's livin' across the ocean now
  Black Bart's lookin' to come back somehow
  So if you are a dancer,
  You could dance his pole in May
  That's a maypole
  
  Black Bart's coming
  Now Black Bart's gone
  Black Bart did it so I wrote this song
  Whatever and however,
  In and out or several at a time mmm yes!
  We all got to do the Black Bart blues
  Here comes the guitar solo
  
  We all got to try the Black Bart blues
  Yowsa! Yowsa! Yowsa!