Cosmic Charlie
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    Cosmic Charlie how do you do
  Truckin' in style along the avenue
  Dum de dum de do da lee do
  Go on home your mama's calling you.
    Calico Cal, ya come tell me the news
  Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her
  Rosey red and electric blue
  I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe.
    Say you'll come back when you can
  Whenever your airplane happens to land
  Maybe I'll be back here too
  It all depends on what's with you.
    Woke up waiting for a windy day
  Cat on I (?) since the first of February
  Mama keeps saying that the wind might blow
  But standing here I say I just don't know.
    New ones come in as the old ones go
  Everything's moving here but much too slowly
  A little bit quicker and we might have time
  To say how do you do before we left behind.
    Calliope wail like a seaside zoo
  The very last lately inquired about you
  It's really very one or two
  The first you wanted the last I knew.
    I just wonder if you shouldn't feel
  less concerned about the people unreal
  The very first word is how do you do
  The last go home your mama's calling you.
    Calling you oo oo oo oo oo
  Calling you oo oo oo
  Calling you oo oo oo
  Calling you oo oo oo
    Calling you oo oo oo
  Go on home your mama's calling you
  Calling you oo oo oo
  Go on home your mama's calling you
  Calling you oo oo oo
  Go on home your mama's calling you
  Go on home your mama's calling you