if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
  i'd buy california
  invite my friends and i'd make it my pad
    if i had a peso for every time she said:
  "wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed"
  i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
  eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls
    but i know i'm stuck with you
  and there's nothing i can do
  so i'll take your hand
  and say
  stay with me
  stay with me
  please stay with me girl
  i know you wanna slap my face
  but please
  stay with me girl
  girl i know its all my fault
  and i'm just a dirt bag
  i hope you can forgive and forget
  so we can so shag
  cause i know i'm stuck with you
  and there's nothing i can do
  so i'll take your hand and say
  stay with me
  stay with me
  please stay with me girl
  i know you wanna kick my ass
  but please
  stay with me girl
    stay with me
  stay with me
  please stay with me girl
  you're the one with the pretty face
  so please stay with me girl