She works all day at the Burger King
  Gettin' greasy for the dollars
  Promoted to fries
  But there's tears in her eyes
  It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her
    California
  Hotel California
  California
  Hotel California
  California
  Hotel California
    You can't stab the beast
  A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face
  No amount of mayonnaise can cover
  She browns out the kill, charbroilling on the grill
  Singin
  "Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder"
    California
  Hotel California
  California
  Hotel California
  California
  Hotel California
    She can't stand the beast
  She stabs him with her steely eyes
  But she just can't kill the beast
    California...