He always holds on to his girlfriend
  That's where he likes to be
  He like to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
  A false sense of security
    And when he goes he with a smile
  And when he goes he with a smile
  And when he goes he with a smile
  And when he goes he with a smile
    Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
  Re la la la la la la
  Re la la la la la la
    The world is your oyster now
  You can do as you want do
  The world is your oyster now
  So go out and get high and get whatever you want to
    Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na
  Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na
    He used to be a closet biker they say
  A 1957 BSA
  He used to collect writing paper
  They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of
    Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
  Re la la la la la la
  Isn't dandy a-a-a-a
    Re la la la la
  Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
  Re la la la la la la
    The world is your oyster now
  You can do as you want do
  The world is your oyster now
  So go out and get high and get whatever you want to
    The world is your oyster now
  You can do as you want do
  The world is your oyster now
    So go out and get high and get whatever you want to
  The world is your oyster
  The world is yours
    It's yours it's yours it's yours it's yours
  It's yours it's yours it's yours it's yours
    Gimme the chastoty, gimme the sancity,
  Gimme the wit, o-oh
  Gimme the chastoty, gimme the sancity,
  Gimme the wit, o-oh
  Gimme the chastoty, gimme the sancity,
  Gimme the wit, o-oh