My baby's got two hands
  My baby's got two feet
  My baby's got a forehead
  And all the chicken you can eat
    My baby's got two elbows
  My baby sure has a nose
  My baby she's got ten toes
  And my baby's got a couple a' those
    (You guys comin' to the Klan rally tonight?)
    My baby drives a truck
  My baby sure is good luck
  My baby has a pet duck
  And my baby is a heck of a Fffff-riend
    Yeah, that's right
  Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I'm gonna find out just who the hell it was
  I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like never mind