Sitting on a castle
  On the floor with Esmeralda
  Waiting for the Geezer
  Captain Crunch to come around
  Feeling suicidal
  'Coz of certain situations
  Hanging from the stairs
  Too long
  I think I'm coming down
    It's time to crash
  Losin? my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind
  Yeah it's time to crash
    Doin' tons of colon blow
  Stuffing it in every hole
  Miles high so am I
  Watching Jimi kiss the sky
  Salle diner becomes a blur
  With everybody jammin'
  Republicans begin to sin
  The batwings start a slamming
    It's time to crash
  Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind
  Maybe it's a little late but it's time to crash
    You drive me crazy
    Captain Billy Beemish
  Put a lamb up on a rack
  Thanks for coming Billy
  And we hope you're comin' back
  The castle will be waiting
  For the next bangers and mash
  Blanche and Marsha Reznick
  Put their marmite with their hash
    It's time to crash
  Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind
  Yeah it's time to crash