I'm looking and I'm dreaming for the first time
   I'm inside and I'm outside at the same time
   And everything is real
   Do I like the way I feel?
  
   When the world crashes in into my living room
   Television man made me what I am
   People like to put the television down
   But we are just good friends
   (I'm a) television man
  
   I knew a girl, she was a macho man
   But it's alright, I wasn't fooled for long
   This is the place for me
   I'm the king, and you're the queen
  
   CHORUS
  
   Take a walk in the beautiful garden
   Everyone would like to say hello
   It doesn't matter what you say
   Come and take us away
  
   The world crashes in, into my living room
   The world crashes in, into my living room
   The world crashes in, into my living room
   The world crashes in, into my living room
  
   And we are still good friends...(Television man)
   I'm watching everything...(Television man)
   Television man...(Television man)
   I'm watching everything...(Television man)
   Television man...and I'm gonna say
   We are still good friends...and I'm trying to be
   Watchin' everything...and I gotta say
   We are still good friends...You know the way it is
   Television man...I've got what you need
   We are still good friends...I know the way you are
   Television man...I know what you're tryin' to be
   Watchin' everything...and I gotta say
   That's how the story ends.