Gee but it`s great to be back home,
   Home is where I want to be.
   I`ve been on the road so long my friend,
   and if you came along
   I know you couldn`t disagree.
  
   It`s the same old story
   Everywhere I go,
   I get slandered,
   Libeled,
   I hear words I never heard
   In the Bible.
   And I`m one step ahead of the shoe shine,
   Two steps away from the county line,
   Just trying to keep my customers satisfied,
   Satisfied.
  
   Deputy sheriff said to me
   Tell me what you come here for,boy.
   You better get your bags and flee.
   You`re in trouble boy,
   And now you`reh eading into more.
  
   It`s the same old story...
  
   It`s the same old story
   Everywhere I go,
   I get slandered
   Libeled,
   I hear words I never heard
   In the Bible.
   And I`m so tired,
   I`m oh so tired,
   But I`m trying to keep my customers satisfied,
   Satisfied.