[B:] "Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan, please."
    [T:] Um, stop me if you've heard this one,
  but I feel as though we've met before.
  Perhaps I am mistaken.
  [B:] But it's just that I remind you of
  someone you used to care about.
  Oh, but that was long ago.
  Now tell me, do you really think
  I'd fall for that old line?
  I was not born just yesterday.
  Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
    [T:] Hell, I ain't such a bad guy
  once you get to know me.
  Just thought there ain't no harm.
  [B:] Hey-e-yeh, just try minding your own business, bud.
  Who asked you to annoy me
  with your sad, sad repartee?
  Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway.
    Your life's a dime store novel.
  This town is full of guys like you.
  And you're looking for someone
  to take the place of her.
    [T:] You must be reading my mail.
  'N' you're bitter 'cause he left you.
  That's why you're drinkin' in this bar.
  [B&T:] Well, only suckers fall in love
  with perfect strangers.
    [B:] It always takes one to know one, stranger.
  [T:] Maybe we're just wiser now.
  [B:] Yeah, 'n' been around the block
  so many times
  [T:] that we don't notice
  [B&T:] that we're all just perfect strangers
  as long as we ignore
  that we all begin as strangers
  just before we find
  we really aren't strangers
  anymore.
    [B:] "Aw, you don't look like such a chump."
    [T:] "Aw, hey babe."