While the symphony played
   I was starting to fade
   ‘Til I woke with a cymbal crash
   I turned to my right
   You were gone, that’s all right
   These Platonic things are a burn
  
   I walked out on the street
   While the big city lights
   Tried to sell me on a way of life
   That I was already living
  
   Well, a limousine longer than
   The Golden Gate Bridge
   Pulled up alongside me at the curb
   All the glass was blacked out
   So I knew there was somebody
   Very important in there
  
   Then the door opened up
   And a blonde in the shadows said,
   "Get inside."
   And of course, I got inside
  
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   Madonna, is that really you
   Madonna, whatcha gonna do
   Feelings only you can have
   Never in the photograph
   Feelings only you can have
  
   Well, she took me back to her penthouse
   And showed me all of her platinum records
   And of course there were a lot
   Then we sat on the sofa
   And she turned on a classical station
   But the reception was poor
  
  
   And we sat there and talked
   And talked a little more
   And one things led to another
  
  
   As they often do in these situations
   All the stars are shining tonight for me
   All the stars are shining tonight glory be
  
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   In the morning
   She fixed me a continental breakfast
   And then she said, "Well, good-bye."
   And I said, "Can I see you again?"
   And she said, "No."
  
   And I said, "Well, goodbye."
   And I never told anyone about this
   ‘Cause after all
   It’s none of their business what she or I did
  
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